With respect to William and Winston ...

To pee or not to pee - that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in a puppy mind to suffer

The cuddles and scoldings of outrageous owners

Or to take paws against an onslaught of treats

And by devouring such, end them. To pee, to eat--

Constantly--and by an eat to say we end

Our hunger, and the daily numerous scoldings

That we fall prey to. 'Tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. To pee, to eat--

Then to sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rubdowns ...

There is no question as to which we both will do.
Pee, eat, dump, nap, and repeat all on a somewhat regular daily schedule.



We shall fight all other bitches, we shall fight on our playground, we shall fight in our backyard and in the bedroom, we shall fight in the hallway; we shall never surrender ...
We shall muddle through the puddles; we are the puddle puppies!