Friday, March 27, 2015

With respect to William and Winston ...

To pee or not to pee - that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in a puppy mind to suffer
The cuddles and scoldings of outrageous owners
Or to take paws against an onslaught of treats
And by devouring such, end them. To pee, to eat--
Constantly--and by an eat to say we end
Our hunger, and the daily numerous scoldings
That we fall prey to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To pee, to eat--
Then to sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rubdowns ...

There is no question as to which we both will do.
Pee, eat, dump, nap, and repeat all on a somewhat regular daily schedule.

We shall fight all other bitches, we shall fight on our playground, we shall fight in our backyard and in the bedroom, we shall fight in the hallway; we shall never surrender ...
We shall muddle through the puddles; we are the puddle puppies!

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